|Occupation||Waitress, mechanic, & truck stop owner|
|First Appearance||Hamhocks and Armlocks|
|Voiced By||Kath Soucie|
Midget is a serious looking-woman who has a more curvaceous figure than Dexter's Mom. Her outfit consists of a white waitress uniform with a pink name tag on her left torso and it is covered with a pink apron below her torso. Midge's facial features include a pink waitress hat on top of her large brunette 1950s bouffant-hairstyle, a large chin, a round nose, baby blue eyeshadow, a cigarette in her mouth and she speaks with a strong southern-accent with a husky voice.
Midge usually seems like a stoic and indifferent woman. Despite being a waitress, she doesn't treat her customers with neither kindness or respect, preferring to maintain her indifferent nature and also seems to prefer picking their orders for them, implying that she is either bossy or that she herself is not fond of the foods she serves. Like many of the folks at the truck stop, she greatly fears Earl, and when he was beaten she cheered alongside everyone else for Dexter's Dad.