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  • (Dexter is in his lab using a welder to finish his invention)
  • Dexter: Ahh, my latest, greatest work is just about completed! Hm, one more adjustment to the flux motivator.
  • (He goes back to welding; Dee Dee peeks inside the lab and merrily skips inside)
  • Dee Dee: Ooooh. Dexter's got gas!
  • (She flips over the canisters and lands on the hose with her heel as she slides over to Dexter; Dee Dee grabs the hose and the welder stops working; Dexter lifts his mask and looks at the hose; Dee Dee lets the hose go and the nozzle blasts Dexter's face, leaving him with dark hair)
  • Dee Dee: Whatcha doin'? Are you makin' a shrink ray? Hm? Or a remote controller that can turn you into animals? Hm? Hm? Or is it just another dumb robot? Hm? What is it? Huh? Huh?
  • Dexter: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! So you want to know what my ingenious invention is, do you?
  • Dee Dee: You know it, bro.
  • Dexter: *Dramatically* It is great, that's what it is! *Normal tone* This machine has the ability to remove and contain the most annoying personality trait known to man: Rudeness. Behold, The Rude Removal System!
  • (The camera pulls out to reveal the Rude Removal System; it then cuts to Dexter standing in front of a chart)
  • Dexter: Okay, listen. To simplify this, Dee Dee minus rude equals happy Dexter.
  • (As he explains, the camera pans over the entire chart with Dexter standing at the other side smiling)
  • Dee Dee: Oh yeah?! *she pokes Dexter's eye* You're the rude one, brother!
  • Dexter: It is you that is rude!
  • Dee Dee: No, you!
  • Dexter: No, you!
  • Dee Dee: You!
  • Dexter: YOU!
  • Dee Dee: YOU!
  • Dee Dee: *sarcastically* You're right, Dexter. I am the rude one. *she purposefully kicks Dexter* See?
  • (Dexter flies over to the Rude Removal System and slams on the red button)
  • Computer: Rude Removal System activated.
  • (Dexter clenches his fists and runs toward Dee Dee with a battle cry; they both fight as a cloud appears over both of them; Dee Dee kicks Dexter into the Rude Removal System and she jumps after him; their fight resumes)
  • Computer: Rude Removal procedure beginning now.
  • (A pink cloud fills up the A tube; Dexter bangs on the glass; the cloud goes over to the B tube; Dexter and Dee Dee look at it)
  • Computer: Rude Removal procedure completed.
  • Dee Dee: *English accent* Bravo, Dexter, your Rude Removal System is a smashing success!
  • Dexter: *English accent* Quite. Like I said before, it takes the rudeness of a person, removes it, and then contains it.
  • (The cloud in the B tube fades away; two kids who look very similar to Dee Dee and Dexter come out)
  • Rude Dexter: Where the f**k are we?
  • Rude Dee Dee: Beats the c**p outta me!
  • Dexter: Why, you're in Dexter's laboratory, silly! I'm Dexter. And this golden-haired angel behind me is my charming sister, Dee Dee.
  • (Dee Dee curtsies)
  • Dee Dee: Charmed!
  • Rude Dexter: Ah, f**k off!
  • Dee Dee and Dexter: *gasp* Oh dear.
  • Dexter: Ahem. Excuse me sir, but we think that was very rude, and we are in want of an apology.
  • Rude Dexter: Yeah, here's your f*****g 'pology!
  • Mom: *offscreen* Kids! Lunchtime!
  • Rude Dexter: Lunchtime! I'm f*****g starvin'!
  • (He pushes Dexter onto the ground and forges to the kitchen with Rude Dee Dee beside him)
  • Dee Dee: Dexter? I'm sorry those meanies broke your machine and made you look like a wimp.
  • Dexter: Why, it's okay, Dee Dee. Maybe they'll be in better spirits after eating some of Mom's delicious cooking.
  • (They smile and lick their lips)
  • Dee Dee and Dexter: Mmm!
  • (Cut to the kitchen; Mom is seen mixing batter; Rude Dee Dee kicks the door open)
  • Mom: Kids, have a seat. I'll be right with you.
  • (The rude kids fight over a seat; Rude Dee Dee pushes Rude Dexter out of the way using her hip; Mom walks over to the table; Rude Dexter lands in front of her and Mom trips over him)
  • Mom: I hope you're hungry because I've made a- *grunts* speciallunchthatIgotfromarecipethatIfoundinaspecialBettyCrockermagazine! *huffing* I hope you like it.
  • (She gets up from the floor with green stars and dots circling her head; Rude Dexter chews the food)
  • Mom: Well, whaddya think, Dexter?
  • Rude Dexter: *with a full mouth* I think it taste like s**t!
  • (He spits the food at a shocked Mom; Mom falls to the floor)
  • Mom: Oh!
  • (Rude Dee Dee takes the bowl, sticks her entire face in it, and gobbles away)
  • Rude Dexter: I gots to find some f*****g food!
  • (He walks over to the fridge and starts throwing out food)
  • Rude Dexter: No! No! Uh-uh! Nada! No way! Ah! *he pulls out a pie* Oh baby, come to Papa.
  • (Mom gets up)
  • Mom: Ugh...ah? Dexter! No! Absolutely not! You cannot have any dessert.
  • Rude Dexter: Why? You want it all to yourself?
  • (Mom gasps, grows wrinkles, and falls to the floor; Rude Dee Dee is at a cabinet throwing out canned food and cooking ingredients)
  • Rude Dee Dee: Hey, where's the f*****g candy?
  • (Rude Dexter is eating the pie; a can bounces off his head)
  • Rude Dexter: Hey, f*****g watch where you're throwin' that, b***h!
  • Rude Dee Dee: Okay, I will!
  • (She picks up a jar of peanut butter and purposefully throws it at Rude Dexter's head)
  • Rude Dexter: Hey! FOOD FIGHT!
  • ('He throws the pie at Rude Dee Dee's head; she screams; Rude Dexter laughs and points at her; she then throws a watermelon at Rude Dexter, then laughs and points at him; the food fight resumes; Mom gets up and witnesses the chaos; she gets really angry as the background turns bright red)
  • Mom: STOP THIS THIS INSTANT! I've had just about enough of you two! Now clean up this mess, and go to your rooms FOREVER!
  • Rude Dexter: Look lady, that's cute and all, but let me tell you somethin'. I make my own f*****g rules. So why don't you do what all good mothers are supposed to do and clean it up yaself? So long, toots.
  • (He and Rude Dee Dee leave the kitchen)
  • Rude Dexter: Hey look, it's Dorkster and Dumb Dumb. Say, nancy pants, your mom wants ya.
  • (Dexter and Dee Dee walk to the kitchen holding hands)
  • Dexter: Oh my. Mother. We best see what she wants. So you're off, then?
  • Rude Dexter: Yeah, we're gonna go f**k up your lab!
  • (He and Rude Dee Dee run off to the lab)
  • Dexter: Well, they're nice enough fellows once you get to know them. A little rough around the edges, but- oh, hello Mother. Are you in need of us?
  • (Dexter and Dee Dee enter the messy kitchen as ordered by Mom as she stands next to the door)
  • Mom: Now I'm gonna get a bar of soap to wash out your filthy little mouths, and when I get back I wanna see this place spotless!
  • (She slams the door shut; Dexter and Dee Dee look at the mess their rude counterparts left behind
  • Dexter and Dee Dee: Oh my!
  • Dexter: Well Dee Dee, we must get to work!
  • (Something in Dexter's laboratory shuts down)
  • Dexter: It appears our counterparts are involved in some mischief upstairs, we should come to their aid, wouldn't you say?
  • Dee Dee: Why, yes! But what with the cleaning, dear brother?
  • (Dexter thinks)
  • Dexter: I got it! And its a pip of an eye via two! We'll leave a note!
  • (Dexter posts a note on the fridge)
  • Dexter: Oh, yes. Come, dear sister.
  • (In the laboratory, Rude Dexter and Rude Dee Dee are causing chaos while they laugh maniacally)
  • Dexter: Excuse me, sir and madam, but you must stop this senseless destruction now!
  • (Dee Dee wags her finger)
  • Dexter: Please.
  • (Rude Dexter fires a laser at them)
  • Dexter and Dee Dee: Woah!
  • (They both run away and hide behind a wall; Rude Dee Dee reaches for the laser gun while Rude Dexter pushes her away)
  • Rude Dee Dee: Let me play with that!
  • Rude Dexter: You're too stupid to use that, you ****!
  • (He whacks Rude Dee Dee with the gun)
  • Dexter: Gosh Dee Dee! I have an idea but, its a little bit blue!
  • Dee Dee: Oh! Well, let's hear it anyway!
  • (Dexter whispers to her)

Dee Dee: Oh my Dexter! That is deceptive!

  • (They run to the Rude Removal System; Dee Dee gives Dexter the signal)
  • Dexter: *Out loud Oh, I hope nobody goes into the Rude Remove System! Where they duplicate themselves even more and then they could possibly millions of rude fellows running around!
  • Rude Dexter and Rude Dee Dee: Yeah!
  • (They run to the Rude Removal System and jump inside; Dee Dee closes the B tube and Dexter starts the reversal procedure)
  • Computer: Rude Removal Reversal System activated.
  • (Rude Dexter and Rude Dee Dee disappear)
  • Computer: Sequence complete.
  • (Dexter and Dee Dee step out of the A tube)
  • Dexter: Phew! Glad that's over, no thanks to you!
  • Dee Dee: Me? I'm not the one who built that stupid thing!
  • Dexter: But I built it to remove your rudeness.
  • Dee Dee: I'm not rude, you are!
  • Dexter: No, you! For the last time you is rude been ga-
  • (Mom stands in the doorway with a bar of soap in her hands)
  • Mom: Now to clean those filthy mouths.
  • Dexter: Oooooh, s**t.

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