|Subconscious Discographic Hypnotator|
|Function||To master new languages overnight|
|First Appearance||The Big Cheese|
The Subconscious Discographic Hypnotator is one of Dexter's many inventions. It was used only in the episode "The Big Cheese". In the episode, Dexter intended to use the machine to learn French in his sleep. However the record skips and repeats a single phrase all night long. He wakes up the next morning to find that he can only say "Omelette du Fromage" ("cheese omelet").