Groove Train is a musical television show that showcases the newest and most hippest dances by rap and hip hop performers and other kinds of dancers. The show first appeared in "Sister's Got a Brand New Bag" where Dee Dee learned a brand new dance while watching it.
- "Welcome aboard the 'Dance Express', where we'll travel to the four corners of the Boogeyland Trans-Atlantic. And now let's visit our first stop... the spot light dance. Choo Choo...!"
- Slap Your Pants
- Big Daddy Fat
- Many other unknown performers
- Groove Train is a parody of the formerly long running 1971 musical television show Soul Train.